I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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