Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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