How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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