I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
