office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Be still, my beating vagina.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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