Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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