This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize