I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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