But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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