just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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