If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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