so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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