He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i dont even know how to be here
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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