did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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