this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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