Only a mothe r could love this liver
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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