you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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