I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
As shirtless as possible
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
