i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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