But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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