would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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