Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i drank out of a bidet.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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