matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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