i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
now i know why i became what i already was.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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