office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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