Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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