he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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