They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You coming home soon, man?
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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