I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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