Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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