what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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