just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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