Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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