dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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