i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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