Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just high enough for therapy.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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