Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I am mentally ready for anal.
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