sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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