6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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