I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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