Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
