he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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