problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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