I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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