You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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