we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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