I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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