She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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