ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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