We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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