No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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