I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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