Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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